Watching my mom smoke weed has been the best part of this vacation

I’m sitting on the balcony of our hotel room, drinking a glass of wine, smoking a cigarette, watching the waves, and listening to Lana Del Rey I honestly love my life in this moment

boyforest:

we need animals in this world because they are able to experience such unadulterated joy from a goddamn bowl of strawberries and that is really important 

boyforest:

we need animals in this world because they are able to experience such unadulterated joy from a goddamn bowl of strawberries and that is really important 

At what point do you take girls out of school altogether because boys can’t handle it?
Parent of a female teen whose school banned leggings (via yball)

haemus:

*sends u a nude* “what u doing”

At dinner I was talking to my mom about school and I mentioned how the cheerleaders aren’t the stereotypical whores, that’s the dance team and she was like “so when are you gonna try out” I hate her so much omfg

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

cokeflow:

my middle name is actually $

DONT FALL IN LOVE WITH ME…….IM FAKE…AND A HOE
So please ask yourself: What would I do if I weren’t afraid? And then go do it.
Sheryl Sandberg, Lean In: Women, Work, and the Will to Lead (via larmoyante)

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