leaveyourkeyinthemailb0x:

see that girl you just called a lesbian? is she? can you help me get her number?

humansofnewyork:

"We were smoking outside one time. And this same car kept driving by, and we thought: ‘Man! That’s weird!’ Then we got arrested."

humansofnewyork:

"We were smoking outside one time. And this same car kept driving by, and we thought: ‘Man! That’s weird!’ Then we got arrested."

we just had a huge seminar about drug overdose and i’m over here planning my 4/20 weekend

like 40 kids showed up at the park next my school and two guys went at each other and the smaller kid got his ass beat and walked away bloody as fuck and no one did anything they just video taped it all high school is so exciting

Teacher: How much is a gram?
Me: Shit, Depends on what you want..

youngmarxist:

So if we have to show women what the baby looks like in their womb and tell them how the process works before allowing them to get an abortion, does that mean we should teach our soldiers about the culture of the lands we’re invading, and explain to them that the people we want them to kill have families and feel pain, just like Americans?

I’m supposed to be writing the second rough draft of my research paper and this is all I have it’s due tomorrow pls kill me

I’m supposed to be writing the second rough draft of my research paper and this is all I have it’s due tomorrow pls kill me


Kid Cudi looking like a motherfuckin’ babe at Coachella 4/13/14

Kid Cudi looking like a motherfuckin’ babe at Coachella 4/13/14

verycoolandnice:

No shade but I am so much smarter than everybody else